While the British press obsesses over photo policies at an elite UK prep school for royal children, a third-grader in Battle Creek, Michigan discharged a firearm in a public school hallway Tuesday morning — and the story barely registered outside local outlets.
The contrast lays bare the corporate media's priorities: royal triviality over American crisis. Page Six devoted breathless coverage to parents at Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's children's new school being warned against taking photos of students, complete with quotes from aggrieved parents calling it








