The U.S.-Iran memorandum of understanding was signed at a French palace, re-signed days later, and still hasn't opened the Strait of Hormuz as promised — and American drivers are footing the bill at the pump.

This 14-point MOU was supposed to end hostilities, reopen critical shipping lanes, and launch nuclear negotiations under a 60-day ceasefire. Instead, it has produced conflicting White House statements, continued missile strikes on both sides, and a countdown clock that Vice President JD Vance says is already ticking toward a comprehensive agreement that Republican senators are calling the worst foreign policy blunder in decades. NBC News reports that elevated gas prices and the approaching midterms have Americans souring on the war's handling — and no wonder.

The process has been a circus. The White House said Vance signed the agreement Sunday, then announced a ceremonial signing for Friday. President Trump declared he would "fully authorize" the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz in what he called a "complete" deal — then reversed himself an hour later, saying the waterway would open only after Friday's ceremony, according to NBC News. Trump and Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian then re-signed the MOU at a Versailles dinner with French President Emmanuel Macron looking on. Administration officials couldn't even agree on when the text would be released.

The MOU itself stipulates that "the traffic of commercial vessels will immediately start." But it took hours for the U.S. to confirm the Strait was open, and only the blockade on ships going to or from Iranian ports was lifted after the second signing, per U.S. Central Command. A deal that promises immediacy and delivers delays is not a deal — it's a press release.

Meanwhile, the war the deal was supposed to pause never actually stopped. Both the U.S. and Iran have continued launching strikes even as leaders claim a ceasefire remains in place, NBC News reports. And in southern Lebanon, the situation is worse. UPI reports that Israel, which rejected Trump's agreement as a "betrayal," intensified airstrikes after the MOU was announced. The overnight exchange killed 47 people, including women and children, and wounded 97 more. Four Israeli soldiers also died. A subsequent Israel-Hezbollah ceasefire brokered with Qatari and Iranian assistance was set for Friday — but Israel has made clear it intends to keep fighting and maintain a security zone in southern Lebanon regardless of what Washington signs.

Republican senators are breaking ranks. Sen. Bill Cassidy called the MOU "the worst foreign policy blunder in decades," saying Ronald "Reagan is rolling over in his grave." Sen. John Kennedy was blunter: "Unless you were homeschooled by a day drinker, no one's confident that Iran's going to do anything" about giving up its nuclear ambitions. Even Sen. Lindsey Graham, who eventually backed the deal after speaking with envoy Steve Witkoff, could only argue it was beneficial inasmuch as the strait opens and hostilities stop — things that haven't reliably happened yet.

The fundamental problem: this deal asks Americans to trust a process that can't get its own signings straight, can't open a shipping lane on time, and can't stop the killing it was designed to halt. Lebanon's former ambassador to Washington, Riad Tabbarah, told UPI that Israel accepts agreements "on paper, so as not to annoy Trump," then modifies them "by force" on the ground — exactly as it has done before. More than 3,980 people have been killed and 1.2 million displaced in Lebanon over 109 days, with 70 villages completely destroyed.

The 60-day clock is running. What happens when it expires — and who enforces whatever comes next — is a question nobody in this administration can answer with a straight face.