The House passed the KIDS Act 267-117 on Monday, a bill sold as protecting children online that would force Americans to hand over personal identification to access the internet — building the infrastructure for a federal surveillance apparatus under the guise of safety.

This is how censorship creeps in: not with a bang, but with a plea to protect kids. The legislation requires online platforms to verify users' ages to block minors from sexual material, mandates parental controls on social media and gaming platforms, and forces AI chatbots to disclose they aren't human to users who identify as minors. It also requires social media companies to set default settings limiting so-called "addictive design features" for minors and provide suicide prevention resources when children show signs of self-harm.

The age verification mandate is the poison pill. The Electronic Frontier Foundation warns the bill would drive companies to collect driver's licenses, passports, or deploy privacy-violating age estimation systems — a massive data trove ripe for breach or government exploitation. You don't protect children by building a national ID system for internet access.

The Mercury News framed the story around the Senate demanding even tougher measures, quoting Republican Senator Marsha Blackburn pushing a "duty of care" provision that would hold tech companies legally accountable for promoting "harmful content" to minors — including material facilitating eating disorders and substance abuse. "Without a duty of care, Big Tech companies will maintain the status quo of putting profit before the safety of our children," Blackburn said. Translation: the government decides what speech is harmful, and platforms comply or get sued. The Verge noted the bill's advancement but buried the digital rights warnings deeper in its coverage.

A coalition of children's safety groups opposed the House version precisely because it lacks that duty of care — meaning both sides of this debate want more government control, just different flavors of it.

Representative Brett Guthrie, a Kentucky Republican, called the bill "a significant and long-overdue step forward" and "an important milestone, not a finish line." That phrasing should alarm anyone paying attention. The milestone is the surveillance architecture; the finish line is total control over what Americans can say and see online.

The legislation follows a California jury finding Meta and Google liable for contributing to a young woman's mental health struggles — a landmark case exposing companies to multibillion-dollar lawsuits. The trial lawyers smell blood, and Congress is happy to hand them the knife.

When both parties agree, the public usually gets sold out. A 267-117 bipartisan majority just voted to build the on-ramp for internet surveillance. The Senate wants to go further. The only question left is whether enough Americans will notice before the gate slams shut.