Oregon logged roughly one food-borne illness for every 63 residents — over 67,000 incidents — making it the worst state in the nation for food poisoning, according to an analysis of 50 years of CDC outbreak data and public safety reports by casino.ca, as reported by the New York Post. And with millions of international visitors pouring into the U.S. for the World Cup this summer, the odds of getting sick just went up for every ordinary American hitting the road.

The stakes are straightforward. Americans have a 1 in 319 chance of catching food poisoning while traveling, per the findings. Some 61.4 million people traveled by car alone over the holiday weekend. The regulatory apparatus that is supposed to keep food safe — the FDA, the USDA, the CDC's own surveillance systems — has produced a country where vacationers roll the dice on every meal away from home.

Delaware, one of the smallest states, ranked second with one incident per 88 residents and more than 11,500 reports. Pennsylvania took third at one per 93 residents — and holds the grim record for the highest total illnesses over half a century, exceeding 120,000 cases. Colorado and Nevada rounded out the top five. The safest bet? Alaska, at one illness per 3,234 people, followed by Indiana, Utah, Missouri, and Ohio.

The World Cup angle only sharpens the picture. ESPN has been running profiles of families following their sons across U.S. host cities — Antonio Freeman watching his 21-year-old son Alex score for the U.S. squad, Alfie Haaland in the stands as Erling represents Norway. These families, and the millions of fans traveling alongside them, are eating at restaurants and stadiums in states where the food safety infrastructure is visibly broken.

Here is the bipartisan failure in plain view. Congress funds the FDA and USDA food safety inspection programs year after year. Both parties approve the budgets. Both parties greenlight billions in foreign aid and overseas commitments while the basic machinery of domestic protection sputters. The CDC's own National Outbreak Reporting System — the data source behind this study — is only as good as what states report, and the variation between Oregon and Alaska suggests the system is riddled with gaps. Where is the accountability? Who was held responsible?

The Post framed the story as a travel advisory — a lifestyle heads-up for vacationers. ESPN buried the food safety angle entirely, focusing on family emotion while the infrastructure those families depend on goes unexamined. Neither outlet touched the obvious question: why does the federal government, which finds endless money for foreign commitments, tolerate a domestic food safety regime that produces these numbers?

The CDC recommends washing your hands, avoiding lukewarm food, and sticking to dry or packaged goods. Helpful advice, and a damning admission that the agencies in charge of protecting the food supply are telling Americans to simply avoid it.

The World Cup will end. The food poisoning won't. The question is whether anyone in Washington will answer for it — or whether both parties will keep writing checks abroad while Americans pack packaged food for vacation.