Meta’s stock is sliding, but Wall Street’s message is clear: buy the dip. The investor class sees a profit opportunity; ordinary Americans are left with a company that answers to shareholders, not families.

Seeking Alpha frames the recent sell-off as “disconnected from operational performance,” urging readers to load up on shares despite the turbulence. The analysis boasts of a 27.9% surge in Q2 revenue to $60.8 billion and a $90 billion cash hoard. The only risk the outlet identifies is “elevated CapEx for AI buildout”—spending money on servers, not the platform's effect on society. The analyst, who discloses a beneficial long position in the stock, is fixated on the price per ad, not the price paid by the public.

While the financial press salivates over Meta’s balance sheet, the entertainment machine is offering its own brand of “meta” distraction. TVLine, Screen Rant, and Variety report that Disney-owned FX has ordered “Legends,” a “meta-thriller” reuniting the cast of Sons of Anarchy. The actors will play themselves at a fan convention facing a “real-world threat more dangerous than anything they ever faced in their show.” It is a fitting juxtaposition: while the real Meta conglomerate reshapes the digital landscape, Hollywood serves up a simulated crisis to keep the masses entertained.

Variety notes that Charlie Hunnam developed the project, calling it a “love letter to the series.” But in the real world, the love letters are written to shareholders. Wall Street bets on the house; the public lives in it.