Google is building an AI that will call your mother for you — and the only question more disturbing than "why" is who controls what it says.

According to code uncovered by Android Authority and reported by both Android Police and The Verge, Google is preparing to expand its "Call for Me" feature from business calls into your personal life. The feature debuted last month on the Pixel 11, letting Gemini AI handle routine calls to businesses — making appointments, changing reservations. Now screenshots from a Phone app update show options for calling "John" or "Mom," delivering messages or asking simple questions on your behalf.

The examples are banal on their face: "Call Mom and tell her I will be 15 minutes late." "Call John and ask if he is coming for dinner." The Verge framed this as a convenience for people who "prefer a phone call, miss texts often, or even still have a landline phone" — a generous reading that treats outsourcing your family conversations as a lifestyle feature. Android Police raised the obvious question instead: who wants to talk to a robot instead of a person, and what does it say about you when you make your mother do it?

Both outlets agree the feature, if released, would be limited to basic, text-message-like interactions. This isn't Gemini having a heart-to-heart with your relatives — yet. But that misses the point. The scope always expands. Today it's "tell Mom I'm running late." Tomorrow it's "explain to Mom why I can't come." The day after, it's "handle Mom's call so I don't have to deal with it." The corporation that already reads your email, tracks your location, and monetizes your attention now wants to insert itself between you and the people closest to you — not to help you connect, but to replace the connection with a corporate proxy.

When Google's AI speaks in your stead, who sets the tone? Who decides what gets said and what gets left out? Who owns the data from that call — the content, the emotion, the relationship itself? The Verge notes that Google appears to be building "granular permissions" letting users opt out of receiving automated calls. Android Police points out the obvious: "good luck getting your mom or grandmother to turn that setting on." The opt-out is theater. The default is the product.

Neither outlet could confirm the feature will launch. Testers couldn't get it working even in hacked builds. But the direction is unmistakable. Google is working toward a world where human interaction is just another friction point to be optimized away — and where the company that mediates the interaction owns the channel and the data flowing through it.

The men who built this country didn't fight for the right to have a machine speak for them. They fought for the right to speak for themselves. The First Amendment protects your voice — not Google's algorithm pretending to be you.