Well, after nearly 40 years in the United States Congress, and who knows how many millions netted on insider trading totally legit stock market moves, Nancy Pelosi is finally retiring....

U.S. — According to sources, the hidden upper echelon embedded in the United States government once again reveled in victory as it cast the nation into darkness at 4:30 p.m., like it does every year....

The CDC said there have been two additional deaths and seven new illnesses tied to a listeria outbreak from meals sold at major grocery chains....