Government Once Again Casts Nation Into 4:30 P.M. Darkness
Monday, November 3rd 2025, 6:55:48 pm
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U.S. — According to sources, the hidden upper echelon embedded in the United States government once again reveled in victory as it cast the nation into darkness at 4:30 p.m., like it does every year.
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