All Other MLB Teams Forced To Forfeit As Dodgers Sign Every Baseball Player In Existence
Friday, November 29th 2024, 11:36:29 pm
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LOS ANGELES, CA — It's official, the 2025 Major League Baseball season is over and the Los Angeles Dodgers have been preemptively declared World Series Champions for the foreseeable future after all other teams were forced to forfeit due to the Dodgers signing every baseball player currently in existence to a collective 30-year, $400 trillion contract.
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