"A strong nine" and you are worried because he's five years younger than you. Best start planning ahead and buy a book on cat care.

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This has got to be Guardi-onion propaganda. Where would you find someone with no dignity, no self-respect, no courage and a deep sense of self-loathing? Mind you, it would be easy enough to find a woman with that much contempt for her husband.

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The fact that these people define themselves by their sexuality suggests they are rather more focussed on it than Ms Dent realises. But then again she is a self-professed vegetarian who eats meat for a living as a restaurant reviewer. Only in the Guardi-onion...

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Footage emerges of third instance of Canadian prime minister in blackface, with one month to go before election

How many times would you have to black up before you couldn't keep count any more?

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Reverend Jide Macaulay, an openly gay Church of England minister, wants to marry his boyfriend but in doing so is forced to ask if he can reconcile the two sides of who he is, as both a deeply committed Christian and a proudly out gay man. Can he be both - or is he too gay for God? Same-sex marriage has been legal in Great Britain since 2014, but it's a right the Church of England doesn't recognise.

It might depend on which god you are talking about. I recommend asking this question in downtown Tehran.

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As Joe Biden discovered, vast experience is no defence against rivals only too happy to point up his retrograde attitudes

So the Democrats are going to run an addled perv for president. Great news for the media - four more years of Trump propping up their ratings.

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Ex-British Lions captain believed to be first UK sportsman to go public about living with virus

Now there's something you don't see very often - a gay man with HIV.

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The latest defection to their ranks will embolden optimistic Lib Dems to think that we are on the verge of a big realignment

Jo Swinson's voting record shows her backing the Conservatives time after time. I'm not surprised centrist Conservative MPs are defecting to the Lib-Dems - they are Tory-light.

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The world’s getting nastier, says the writer, and Britain no longer cares. So he’s hitting back – with a Gulliver’s Travels update that targets Trump, Brexit and the refugee crisis

Are you a well-off Remainer with a product to sell? Just moan about Brexit and the Guardi-onion will promote your tat just in time for the Christmas market.

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No one in Britain should have to give up their heritage to fit in, says Guardian columnist Afua Hirsch

What about the indigenous people having their culture destroyed by mass immigration? The character of the east end of London has been irrevocably changed by an influx of migrants. This would be considered absolutely unacceptable in any non-white country. The United Nations categorises the displacement of indigenous peoples as genocide, yet we are told that diversity is our strength. If the UK doesn't fit with your culture go and find a country that does.

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