Comic actor Fred Willard has reportedly died at the age of 86.
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The Obama administration's Acting Homeland Security Inspector General has been indicted on 16 counts of theft and fraud.

ITS HABBENING! (ronpaulwaveyhands.gif)

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Taiwanese tech giant TSMC has unveiled plans to build a $12 billion factory in Arizona to produce high tech chips, announcing the move just days after President Donald Trump and chipmakers partnered in a drive to build more chip manufacturing in America.

The more chips we build on US soil, the less chance we have Chinese spy backdoors built on-chip in our own devices. Smart.

P.S. Fuck China.

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Far-left Commune Magazine is shutting down after its migrant editor purportedly raped an Antifa activist. A report by National Justice has

LOL that's rich. The loudest ones are always the hypocrites. Always.

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The animal was spotted enjoying its lunch in the Maasai Mara National Reserve in South-Western Kenya, by photographer Nimit Virdi, from Wellington, India.

This babboon is a vegan, it just needs to be taught how to be humane by some woke hippies.

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Gun N’ Roses are taking a shot at Donald Trump’s response to the coronavirus with a T-shirt that mocks his recent visit to an N95 mask factory in Arizona. 

Slush is the best guitarist.

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McDonald's sent U.S. franchisees a 59-page guide to reopening dining rooms that asks them to make dozens of changes to their restaurants.

Does anyone actually think any McDonald's employee is going to read 59 pages of anything?

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An Illinois woman was likely viciously mauled to death inside her home by her own pet French Bulldog, according to authorities.  

Cops: What do you think killed her?

Scottish Accent Coroner: LOOK AT THE BONES!!! THAT DOG'S A REAL KILLER. IT'S GOT A VICIOUS STREAK A MILE WIDE!

Police Captain: LOL! Jones, go shoot its head off...

New Recruit Jones: Right, sir... ARRRRRRRRGGHHH!!!!!!

Scottish Accent Coronor: I TOLD YE!!! BUT DID YE LISTEN?!? OH NOOOO.... YE DIDNT. (Laughs in Scottish)


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2020-54-Th 06:54:03 pm

Cops: What do you think killed her?

Scottish Accent Coroner: LOOK AT THE BONES!!! THAT DOG'S A REAL KILLER. IT'S GOT A VICIOUS STREAK A MILE WIDE!

Police Captain: LOL! Jones, go shoot it's head off...

New Recruit Jones: Right, sir... ARRRRRRRRGGHHH!!!!!!

2020-55-Th 06:55:01 pm

Cops: What do you think killed her?

Scottish Accent Coroner: LOOK AT THE BONES!!! THAT DOG'S A REAL KILLER. IT'S GOT A VICIOUS STREAK A MILE WIDE!

Police Captain: LOL! Jones, go shoot it's head off...

New Recruit Jones: Right, sir... ARRRRRRRRGGHHH!!!!!!

Scottish Accent Coronor: I TOLD YE!!! BUT DID YE LISTEN?!? OH NOOOO.... YE DIDNT.

2020-56-Th 06:56:03 pm

Cops: What do you think killed her?

Scottish Accent Coroner: LOOK AT THE BONES!!! THAT DOG'S A REAL KILLER. IT'S GOT A VICIOUS STREAK A MILE WIDE!

Police Captain: LOL! Jones, go shoot its head off...

New Recruit Jones: Right, sir... ARRRRRRRRGGHHH!!!!!!

Scottish Accent Coronor: I TOLD YE!!! BUT DID YE LISTEN?!? OH NOOOO.... YE DIDNT.

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President Donald Trump is now demanding that his predecessor, former president Barack Obama, give testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee

If if if if if if if if if if if if

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The online media company says it will be focusing on stories for its US audiences.

Reddit politics subs right now: Boooo hooooo hooooo hooooooooooooo followed by wheezing and snotty sucking noises.


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Reddit right now: Boooo hooooo hooooo hooooooooooooo

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