Volunteers will be deliberately exposed to the virus in trials due to start in January.

Why would they need to infect people? Surely they could just wait for the billions of people who will inevitably test positive by then if we follow SAGE's model.

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Filming is postponed after at least three crew members test positive for coronavirus.

Nothing to do with the ratings crash after they got woke then. That's good to know.

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Millions of Americans are tuning into an entirely different election conversation.

Bet they don't discredit the Russia Collusion conspiracy theory or the Tump's a white supremacist conspiracy theory pushed by the MSM

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The MPs say they want to use their "collective muscle" to ensure the PM delivers on his promises.

Good luck with that. Boris has decided to destroy the entire country.

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The decision to use a spreadsheet format that dates back to the 1980s has proved to be unwise.

And this is the level of competence we sadly expect from publicly funded bodies. I'll include both SAGE and the government themselves in that generalisation.

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Those who tested positive were told and their contacts are being traced, the prime minister says.

PCR positives are irrelevant. They appear to be around 90% false positives. All that matters is hospitalisations and deaths which remain really low.

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Northumbria University in Newcastle says 770 students have tested positive and are now isolating.

So only 10% of 'cases' show any symptoms at all - divide government case figures by 10 to get the real picture.

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The BBC understands a three-tier system will aim to replace the current patchwork of local lockdowns.

"Local authorities would get £1 per head of population if placed into tier two and £2 per head for tier three."

So councils are incentivised to get things as draconian as possible in their area. What could possibly go wrong?

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Infections, hospitalisations and deaths are all rising, leaving UK at a crucial point in its fight against the virus.

We're doomed, DOOMED!

BBC changed the colour of the ridiculous projection from original "scary" red to "please don't notice this" green.

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Planned surgeries have been temporarily stopped at the Royal Glamorgan Hospital.

Changes in tiny numbers give huge percentages - great for making trivial numbers big and scary.

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