Nature has a way of thinning out herds that live in over-crowded and unsanitary conditions: pestilence. It may not be the Corona Virus, but it's almost certain that this group is ripe for some sort of disease to take hold and start slaughtering them by the thousands.
We need to come up with a new definition of "compassionate care", because leaving people to drown in their own bodily fluids doesn't sound "compassionate" to me.
Who the hell is this "Dr Ian Pearson" person? I Google his name and all I could find is that he's allegedly a "leading futurologist" - but I don't see any evidence that he's any better at predicting the future than my crazy Gypsy aunt who reads palms and gazes into a crystal ball.
The Y Chromosome must be banned in women's sports as the performance enhancing chemical that it is. Until then real, actual, honest, never-had-a-penis women might as well not bother showing up at the event, because they'll lose to "today I'm a woman, tomorrow I'm a traffic cone" "men".
This story doesn't answer one very big question: WTF was a car doing buried underground?
Ban the Y chromosome in women's sports, ban for life any "woman" athlete who tests positive for it. Problem solved.
"Next few weeks are critical" - give or take a hundred thousand years. The lack of scale in this article is criminal.
The "natives" of Hawaii are still Americans, right? What, aside from the price of a plane ticket, is stopping them from leaving their hell-hole of a tropical island and moving here to the lovely shores of Lake Erie? C'mon guys, you're going to love shoveling snow! No annoying tourists to worry about!
Torture the numbers long enough and they'll tell you anything you want to hear.
They write songs glorifying sexual harassment, drug abuse, gangster life, violence, crime, rape and murder, and we're wondering why they die young? Seriously?
The only reason this old fart is ever put on TV is so he can say "This is worse than Watergate!" - and after he spits out that, they wheel him back into his cryogenic suspension chamber until the next time they need his "gravitas" to declare something is a "cover up".