Access to America is not a human right
Hello friends, I am Seattle mayor Jenny Durkan, and I want to let you know just how much this article shocks and saddens me. Those should be OUR drug ferals, California! Hey California, quit bogarting our heroin zombies! We need them so we can get graft from the federal government for our "homeless crisis", not to mention the kickbacks to our reelection campaigns from the drug cartels. Plus, we have hundreds of law-abiding, taxpaying citizens who haven't been raped or stabbed yet, and we desperately need to get those numbers up.
Hello, I'm Seattle mayor Jenny Durkan, here today to let you know that if you're a violent, murderous drug addict, we want YOU in Seattle! Have you ever wanted to fuck up a bus driver for no reason whatsoever while enjoying complete legal immunity? Here's your chance! In Seattle, we value you and your wild, unpredictable violence against normies. Please help the city council and myself in the war to destroy Seattle by moving here and doing whatever the fuck you want!
Hello friends, I'm Seattle mayor Jenny Durkan, and I want to be clear: this is not going to happen. I'll have you plebs know that my colleagues and I have spent years - YEARS! - of our lives working to attract America's best and brightest hopeless drug addicts to our beautiful city, and we're not gonna let anybody take them away! Those zombies are our tickets to the federal homeless money and drug syndicate bribery gravy trains. Have no fear, Seattleites, you won't have to poop on your own house or leave needles in your own yard, heroin is here to stay!
They're not opposed to your existence, they're opposed to your reprehensible behavior - and I'm not even talking about the gross buttsex. Screeching at people who dare to have a different opinion, trying to get people fired and blacklisted for not supporting gay supremacy, promoting pedophilia, encouraging mentally unstable people and children to mutilate their genitals and take cancer-causing hormones...you know, stuff like this. You don't want "acceptance", you want to be elevated to a superior, uncriticizable class.
They're not opposed to your existence, they're opposed to your reprehensible behavior - and I'm not even talking about the gross buttsex. Screeching at people who dare to have a different opinion, trying to get people fired and blacklisted for not supporting gay supremacy, promoting pedophilia, encouraging mentally unstable people and children to mutilate their genitals and take cancer-causing hormones...you know, stuff like this. You don't want "acceptance", you want to supremacy.
I have gone on the record as stating that Hilldog will be Biden's running mate, so he can step down due to medical reasons and she can be coronated. I made this prediction based on two things, Hilldog's maniacal and relentless quest for power, and Biden's clearly failing health. However, it appears as though Hilldog may be hedging her bets. Count on Hilldog as "VP" candidate for whatever godawful dem gets the nomination...and if, God forbid, a dem steals the election (because none of these numbskulls can win), count on the president getting arkancided.
Hello friends, I'm Jenny Durkan, the mayor of Seattle. I just want you to know that my colleagues and I are EXTREMELY efficient, and we're still on track to destroy Seattle right on time for the UN's Agenda 2030 plan.
Hello friends, I am Jenny Durkan, the mayor of Seattle. I just want you to know that this is a disgrace! One - and only one - taxpayer got assaulted by a feral drug addict in San Francisco, and I am shocked and appalled at these rookie numbers! If this fine, virtuous drug feral had full support from city and state leadership, he could have assaulted SEVERAL horrible, law-abiding taxpayers.
Just last month in the fine city of Seattle, we allowed three taxpayers to get stabbed by a feral (who had like, 70 priors) in the span of only 15 minutes! And that was just one incident; we also had three people attacked by a single feral attending the August art walk in Pioneer Square, plus an incident where a drug feral started jumping on multiple cars, bashing in sunroofs, and attacking multiple people. And this is just off the top of my head, I know there were many more.
San Francisco, you need to get your numbers up if you want to remain a competitive, progressive, socialist city. Your drug ferals are going to have to work harder to stab, rape, and murder law-abiding citizens.
Life becomes easier once you realize that the recycling container is just another garbage can.