Over a third of young Americans do not believe that the United States is the greatest country in the world...

Ship em out.

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A California couple was arrested for luring in thieves with an unguarded bicycle and then beating them with baseball bats when they tried to steal it.

"lured thieves" L-O-L

I guess we can now say bakers are "luring fat people".

They weren't beating people that looked at the bike and walked by, they were beating thieves. I'm okay with this.

Maybe the cops in the area should stop trying to write tickets (generate income) and actually serve and protect.

Do these folks have a go-fund-me yet? I've never paid into one...but I mightcould.

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Showtime's Homeland star Mandy Patinkin launched a tirade against President Trump over his attitude toward the U.S. intelligence services, describing his administration as a "cancer that affects the world globally."

Goddamn it Inigio! you lost YOUR FATHER to cancer, why would you cheapen the memory and loss of your father for a cheap (and inaccurate) shot at a man that has literally done nothing to you?

You haven't lost a dime or a loved one to Trump. He's done nothing that provokes this level of hyperbole and venom. You're an embarrassment to yourself and to the whatever legacy your father left you.

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle stunned the world and their own kin with their major announcement that they will be stepping down as "senior members" of the royal family.

Narrator: They'll be fine.

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The Duke and Duchess have tonight revealed the news in a statement on their Instagram page - saying they plan to make a move to North America this year

"We intend to step back as ‘senior’ members of the Royal Family and work to become financially independent, while continuing to fully support Her Majesty The Queen. ...and... Before she married into the family Meghan, who had a successful acting career, had a personal fortune of around £3.8m, according to The Independent. Prince Harry's fortune is thought to stand at around £30m, much of which he inherited from his mother Princess Diana and the Queen Mother.

...gosh, I hope these crazy kids can make it.

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Lindsey Graham warned Iran after missiles hit multiple Iraqi military bases that were hosting U.S. troops, saying he'd just spoken with President Trump.

when do we start calling him "Cocaine Lindsey"?

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The first day of legal marijuana sales in Illinois boasted over 77,000 transactions across the state.

So, apparently, a 1/4 oz of weed costs around $300 in the Land of Lincoln. I admit no real knowledge on the subject, I've never done drugs. But that seems really exorbitant to me. If I was a user, I'd be looking for a cheaper alternative. Like, perhaps, my local dealer.

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Iran was not seeking war but remains unafraid of any potential future conflict, Iran's General Salami cautioned on Thursday.

Generals Pancetta and Capocollo could not be reached for comment.

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There's a trans character in a film that's currently being shot, according to Marvel's boss.

Oh thank God! I know that when I think of powerful super-beings that save the human race form evil...it DEFINITELY has more impact to know said super-beings are men that think they are women, or women that like to sleep with other women, or men that think they are women that like to sleep with other women.

So bold and brave...bold...and brave.

rolls eyes so hard, goes blind

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Chad Wolf, the acting secretary of DHS, has ordered a review of state laws that allow illegal aliens to obtain driver's licenses and restrict data with ICE.

People are always saying "we can't deport 20+ millions of illegals". They often cite the prohibitive cost of such an endeavor.

When you look at the costs of issuing licenses to illegals, paying for healthcare, schooling, police work to solve crimes committed by illegals, I'm pretty sure that if you added all that up, we could hire a TON of folks to track down, capture and deport these people.

Or...here's a fun alternative. Track 'em down, capture, put em all on a plane to the Vatican or some other group that is always telling US to take in illegals.

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