Theresa May said she had 'lived' politics for 50 years, and knew about its potential to 'improve people's lives'. But she said an inability to compromise was poisoning national life.

Yes, good idea, slate your successor, that's not bitter at all.

Imagine if Cameron had ended his final speech with, 'And now to take over from me, I would like to introduce some bitch or whatever.'

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Some in the US state of Virginia are appalled by the president’s tweets about lawmakers - but others stand by him.

Hang on, hold on a minute here. Has anyone tried screaming at the sky yet? I think it's a valid option.

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The PM calls on the Labour leader to apologise for anti-Semitism failings in heated Commons exchanges.

I wish politicians would just do some bloody work.

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Pride season is upon us. There's a gay man running for President. And rapper Tom MacDonald thought it would a great time to release his latest single “Straight White Male...

Remember in college when you would fall asleep on the sofa and all your roommates would draw on your face?

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The version now available on the streaming site no longer depicts a young girl taking her life.

Yes, because someone might see it and think, 'Hmm, that's a good idea. I think I'll top myself when this finishes.'

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Its the first decline in approval of homosexuality since 1987 and the onset of the AIDS crisis.

Is it because they wanted equality, got equality, and now they need constant praise? Pride month is going on until September this year!!

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The number of drug-related deaths in the country soared last year, with the rate now three times that of the UK as a whole.

Ah, but after Brexit it won't have. Problem solved.

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A legal challenge over allegations the BBC has failed to act impartially should serve as a rude awakening, writes Andrew England Kerr MEP.

Cripes, I'll dig it myself if they promise to stay in it.

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The owners of an Edmonton taxidermy service are under fire for striking a romantic pose with a lion carcass while on safari.

Hang on, is the lion stuffed or are they stuffed?

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OPINION: There should be a law requiring us to do so, and we should have to apply to the Supreme Court for breeding exemptions.

I simply won't have sex then. Ha, joke's on you. And the joke's been on you for a few years now. sob

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