It has been billed as the most politically correct James Bond movie yet - but No Time To Die has not entirely done away with Benny Hill-style innuendo, The Mail on Sunday can reveal.

A source said: 'The phrase 'Bond girl' was outlawed from the set. The women in this film are all strong, brave and fiercely independent. These women are not helpless girls who jump into bed with Bond – their reactions are very different from what people might think.

'Bond tries his usual seduction techniques but they fail miserably. It's very funny'

You can stick a fork in this franchise.

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A man who walked out of an art gallery in San Francisco with a Salvador Dali painting is being sought by police.

Of course it was that easy... he's black. You can do whatever you want in liberal cities as long as you're not white, straight, or a legal citizen.

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Howie Kurtz is a sorry sack of shit. I hate that motherfucker... almost as much as I hate Chuck Todd.


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Howie Kurtz is a sorry sack of shit. I hate that motherfucker.

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Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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The R-rated supervillain flick smashed October opening-day box office records after taking home $39.9 million in domestic ticket sales on Friday, is on pace to take in a $92 million weekend total.

"Would have walked out of Joker after an hour if the missus would have let me".

Tells you everything you need to know.

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The royal family is supposed to be above the political fray. The Queen of England rarely ends her tweets #MeToo. Meghan, though, is palpably not

Low breeding...

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The fate of a condemned Missouri inmate rests with Gov. Mike Parson, who must decide if the risk posed by Russell Bucklew's unusual medical condition is grave enough to halt his execution.

Good, it's about time at least one of these psychos got a death they actually deserve.

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A controversial study says the evidence of health risks is so poor, people should keep on eating it.

DUH! Thanks for the news flash, dipshits.

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A new study finds that living close to the coast may have long-lasting benefits and supports better overall mental health.

Well if developing Trump Derangement Syndrome is considered "improved health", then the US coastal cities have got it in spades.

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If you think about it, it makes sense. Seems like most of these laws protect the women from being raped by the male muslim savages.

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