That awkward moment when you realise that "Cheetoh Drumpf - Orange Man Bad" or "Brexit Voters = Gammon" isn't actually comedy...
The irony being that if she practised actual gymnastics to a fraction of the level of her mental gymnastics she'd be as skinny as a rake...
This is amusing as Corbyn seems to be implying that ethnic minorities are more likely to commit electoral fraud.
In all seriousness, I'm not sure how much of an impact this would really have - if they want to reduce electoral fraud then they really need to look at the postal ballot system which is wide open to abuse and demonstrably has been on a number of occasions.
Speak truth to power? Get your head out of your arse. You're an MP - you are the power. Strange how it is that when anyone speaks truth to you, you start crying about it and calling them a Nazi.
Why wouldn't WeHeartGermany? It's not like they've ever done anything bad...
Yeah well, I understand martyrdom is pretty high on the list of priorities for followers of this particular death cult - so they're kind of doing him a favour really.
I can only speak for myself but my problem with Jo Swinson is that she wants to arbitrarily overturn the result of the single largest democratic mandate that this country has ever had. You don't get to do this and refer to yourself as a Democrat.
How has it come to this? That a standing Prime Minister has to resort to 'political chicanery' to deliver the will of the people. Do it Boris...!
Oh man... his political compass score is virtually identical to mine, guess I must've been a far-right white supremacist all along without realising it