It's Trump's fault.
Shockingly I feel neither remorse nor sympathy.
End public funding of higher education now! I'm tired of my tax dollars being used to program children to hate me and my values. Let them hate me on their own dime!
Just because no one died doesn't mean no one "identifies" as being killed.
Damn gun owners! Can't they just slaughter someone already? The bastards didn't shoot up the Joker premiere and now they're not shooting up Richmond. Don't they know what this does to our ratings?!
And this is why I don't want my tax dollars being sent to any other country except the United States. Unless, and only unless, it can be shown conclusively that I, as an American taxpayer will benefit from helping some other country.
And now AntiFa have declared their support for the second Amendment and announce they will march march alongside the MAGA hat people!
Does a state have to be adjacent to pull this off? Imagine if other states began a "bidding war" for counties in other states. I'm writing my state senator and asking him to invite California counties to be annexed by Texas. The leftist panic would be golden!
Winning! If only she'd take a few Hollywood liberals with her!