It's the FBI. Is anyone surprised?
Babylon Bee once again venturing into actual journalism.
Funny how this crime is invariably committed by Democrats. Why is that?
Tsk, tsk, how utterly reckless. Imagine letting the unwashed masses take responsibility for their own health.
Or anything else for that matter.
Venezuela needs oil? Socialism at its finest.
Work will set you free.
Americans aren't buying the fear. Weather forecast is poor for this weekend, but next week I'm planning a Harley adventure to Yellowstone!
My body, not my choice. Fine.
Let's talk abortion, now.
Smart? Please. General Flynn (1) answered FBI questions (never do that!) and (2) pleaded guilty when FBI threatened his son (NEVER PLEAD GUILTY ... unless you actually are guilty and you can get a good deal).
Didn't anyone watch The Shawshank Redemption?
Nothing to see here.
Move along. Move along...