The government couldn't save Jeffrey Epstein.
And crawling on the planet’s face, some insects called the human race.
Lost in time, and lost in space…and meaning.
Poor Mittens is still a loser.
Of course it doesn't. Sane people have no problem with protecting their national borders from invaders.
Way to go Nick!
Seems car driver was the only fatality.
Little Nick looks a lot more confident and a lot richer this year!
"Once upon a time, a dolt from Tinseltown imagined she was a match for the queen of England." - Ouch!
Try turning it off and back on again.