Will there ever come a time when we won't need to reminded in very fucking article and documentary that 'the scientific world was dominated by men'? They've been telling us this for decades now, and it has always sounded rather patronising.

Front page news? Thank fuck nothing else really important is happening.

This person is getting an awful lot of publicity at the moment. Must have a fucking good agent.

I'd fucking sue, too, and damn the consequences.

Teflon Nicola.

Aw, were you scared we might forget who you were, so you pushed this non-story?

I wouldn't even pay a penny for the shit they play now. In fact, you'd have to pay me to listen to it.

Well, I will certainly not fail to miss this.

Give it a rest, you're abusing an old man that I used to admire.

Why do people dream up these stupid rituals anyway? What happened to just talking to people?