A judge rules Guardian columnist Owen Jones was targeted due to his sexuality and political views.

I dislike Owen Jones. Not because he's a lefty, or gay, but because he's a whining little c*nt.

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Around 200 protesters gathered outside the embassy in Tehran, 24 hours after ambassador Rob Macaire was arrested at a demonstration outside a university in Iran's capital

Burn our flags will ya?

Guess what?

We don't give a shit! You've got us confused with some other country.

As a Brit, all I see is a bunch of sheeple who have just bought something, and then burnt it. Only yesterday you were protesting at your government for lying about shooting down a civilian airliner. Please make your minds up about what is offending you, and stick to it for more than 24 hours, it's getting hard for us to keep up!

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Ever-faster processors led to bloated software, but physical limits may force a return to the concise code of the past

You don't need new programmers, you need old ones! As someone who grew up programming processors with 32K of ram running at 2Mhz, I'm continually astonished at the lazy coding of IT degree holding youngsters. They should all learn how to program at the bare-bones level, then they might have a grasp on why their high level code causes us dinosaurs to grimace so much!

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Yes, we noticed. Instead of buckling down and making the most of the situation, you're a 5th column of continual whiners who will do nothing but weaken our bargaining hand with the EU.

Thanks so much.

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The US State Department says it would be an "abuse" to send suspect Anne Sacoolas back to the UK.

Causing death by dangerous driving, lying to the police by saying she wasn't planning to leave the UK, then promptly leaving the next day and claiming diplomatic immunity which she's not entitled to as her husband is not a diplomat, but an intelligence officer.

She really shouldn't have run, she should have held her hands up to the mistake (we do still believe they happen here), and said a heart-felt apology.

Running and hiding is behaviour most of us outgrow in our childhood years. UK justice is generally nowhere near as heavy-handed as the US version, but she has really made things a lot worse by running away with not a single thought of what she is putting the parents of the young lad through.

To top it all, the whole Trump stunt was even more ill-conceived than your original "escape".

All my sympathy is reserved for the parents, you've had more than enough time to come to your senses. I guess there'll be no European holidays for you ever again.


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2020-54-Sa 08:54:16 pm

Causing death by dangerous driving, lying to the police by saying she wasn't planning to leave the UK, then promptly leaving the next day and claiming diplomatic immunity which she's not entitled to as her husband is not a diplomat, but an intelligence officer.

She really shouldn't have run, she should have held her hands up to the mistake (we do still believe they happen here), and said a heart-felt apology.

Running and hiding if behaviour most of us outgrow in our childhood years. UK justice is generally nowhere near as heavy-handed as the US version, but you have really made things a lot worse by running away with not a single thought of what you have put the parents of the young lad through.

To top it all, the whole Trump stunt was even more ill-conceived than your original "escape".

All my sympathy is reserved for the parents, you've had more than enough time to come to your senses. I guess there'll be no European holidays for you ever again.

2020-55-Sa 08:55:04 pm

Causing death by dangerous driving, lying to the police by saying she wasn't planning to leave the UK, then promptly leaving the next day and claiming diplomatic immunity which she's not entitled to as her husband is not a diplomat, but an intelligence officer.

She really shouldn't have run, she should have held her hands up to the mistake (we do still believe they happen here), and said a heart-felt apology.

Running and hiding is behaviour most of us outgrow in our childhood years. UK justice is generally nowhere near as heavy-handed as the US version, but you have really made things a lot worse by running away with not a single thought of what you have put the parents of the young lad through.

To top it all, the whole Trump stunt was even more ill-conceived than your original "escape".

All my sympathy is reserved for the parents, you've had more than enough time to come to your senses. I guess there'll be no European holidays for you ever again.

2020-55-Sa 08:55:47 pm

Causing death by dangerous driving, lying to the police by saying she wasn't planning to leave the UK, then promptly leaving the next day and claiming diplomatic immunity which she's not entitled to as her husband is not a diplomat, but an intelligence officer.

She really shouldn't have run, she should have held her hands up to the mistake (we do still believe they happen here), and said a heart-felt apology.

Running and hiding is behaviour most of us outgrow in our childhood years. UK justice is generally nowhere near as heavy-handed as the US version, but she has really made things a lot worse by running away with not a single thought of what is putting the parents of the young lad through.

To top it all, the whole Trump stunt was even more ill-conceived than your original "escape".

All my sympathy is reserved for the parents, you've had more than enough time to come to your senses. I guess there'll be no European holidays for you ever again.

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Layla Moran says she is in a "committed, loving" relationship with a woman she met through work.

Who gives a damn?

Well, apart from you desperately trying to salvage a few woke voters.

Personally I'm more interested to know if a politician is any good at their job than whether they just in the sack with someone who identifies as an avocado on Wednesdays.

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There's a trans character in a film that's currently being shot, according to Marvel's boss.

Seriously? Why would it matter? Some of the current cast could be trans for all it matters. Unless the superhero power involves a detachable rocket-powered penis, I can't see how the LGBGT status of the character is of any importance, or why they would even need to mention it (every 5 minutes).

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A tribunal will decide for the first time if veganism is a "philosophical belief" akin to a religion.

Unless being a blabber mouth has been defined as a religion, I don't see how he has a leg to stand on.

Oh, by the way, did you know he's a vegan?

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Gabriel Diya, 52, and his children Praise Emmanuel, 16, and Comfort, nine lost their lives on Christmas Eve after they got into trouble at a hotel swimming pool at Club La Costa World in Fuengirola, Spain

WTF? Seriously? Who in this day and age cannot swim? I had lessons at school (a state comprehensive). We live on an island, nobody is more than a couple of hours from the sea, most a lot closer.

But if for some reason you couldn't swim, why on earth would you get in a pool with your kids (who also can't swim)?


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2019-06-Fr 02:06:35 am

WTF? Seriously? Who in this day and age cannot swim? I had lessons at school (a state comprehensive). We live on an island, nobody is more than a couple of hours from the sea, most a lot closer.

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Two motorbikes were travelling in tandem without lights on when one crashed with a car, police say.

This is what happens to feral youth when the cops don't take motorcycle theft seriously. I feel sorry for the people in the car, and the legal owner of the motorcycle. As for the surviving feral rat, I hope for life changing injuries that remove his gene contribution from the cesspit his family call a gene-pool.


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2019-20-Tu 09:20:36 pm

This is what happens when to feral youth when the cops don't take motorcycle theft seriously. I feel sorry for the people in the car, and the legal owner of the motorcycle. As for the surviving feral rat, I hope for life changing injuries that remove his gene contribution from the cesspit his family call a gene-pool.

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