Save the planet, they say... Save the Earth. The Earth has been through a hell of a lot worse before we were an itch in Adam's sack.
Part 2 is up.
Fuck it. Should have just raped her, quoted the Qu'ran and said it was a sexual emergency. The maximum he would get is a suspended sentence.
Time for a third Opium War.
The press are absolutely desperate for anything to happen at a Joker screening. Pathetic.
Just another aged monkey who still thinks he can dance. It's 2019, Mark. Time for your nap.
Irish women have always had a strong case of jungle fever. They would probably think a Somali pirate is exotic. I brought a black friend over there to Ballinasloe once in the 90s, and he shagged most of the women in the town.
Did he sing about it, because if he didn't, even his fans wouldn't give a shit. When will these dancing monkeys realize what they actually are: Dancing Monkeys
His Twitter handle is Magic Majid, and he expects to be taken seriously at political discussions when dressed like a gangsta rapper?
Jesus, what an egotistical cretin.
'Ban Sales of pointed kitchen knives as there is no reason for them in modern world'
Says Church of England: An organisation there is no reason for in modern world.