The first Winston Smith of many to come. I'll weep for him when they finish murdering him.
"Hello.....I'm a Mormon."
There he is....telling one of his bullshit fishing tales.
Put a picture of a surgically-crafted trans penis symbol on there.
But I bet Florida Man has a trailer full of guns. There's no stopping him.
Alas....poor Yorick. I knew him well.
Slaughter all the scientists. We have everything we need.
They'll be nice and fresh.
Sounds like they need some trans woman athletes.