It was his last rose. I was waddling around the nice man’s garden in Untitled Goose Game and passed by this meager rose garden, with just one rose pushing above the soil. Maybe he was growing it for his wife. It wasn’t even on my to-do list; I impulsively waddled over, plucked it, shuttled it over to a dirt hill in the far corner and dropped it there. The man panicked. He ran over to grab it and stuffed it back in the dirt.

Whoever wrote this is a ginormous faggot. Not really a surprise coming from kotaku

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Former Rep. Beto O'Rourke provided insight into how police would enforce his proposal for a government confiscation of AR-15s and AK-47s.

Dudes a joke and I'm sure he knows it. He stands like an edgy highschool freshman

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Josh Campbell is a CNN law enforcement analyst and former FBI supervisory special agent. His bureau career assignments included serving as special assistant to former FBI director James Comey. The following is an excerpt from his new book, Crossfire Hurricane: Inside Donald Trump's War on the FBI, Copyright © 2019. Published by Algonquin.

There's so many needless details in this. "the frigid blast of winter air". "he took a blue felt pen out of his pocket". "Puzzled by drapery that seemed out of place for such a drab setting"

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Having been a semi-functioning member of society for a while now, I have had my fair share of needless training opportunities requirements. For example, I took

Absolute madlad. It's better to carry a dildo than a handgun! Somebody totally wouldn't mug a dude with a dildo in their holster instead of a deagle

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Even for a president known for saying some odds things about foreign countries, the long weekend was remarkable.

According to WAPO, God Empower Trump did a bad, bad thing for calling the Poles a great people on their Nazi invasion Anniversary. Was he supposed to pity them? Was he supposed to say "oh poor babies. You were invaded 80yrs ago by a country that no longer exists. You have my sympathy"? They're an independent country. Don't wallow in shit. Wash yourself and move on.

Oh btw, this article is actuallyTWO articles. Too lazy to write two seperate articles, so they gotta write them both in one

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Stand-up Shalewa Sharpe responds to the criticism of Dave Chappelle’s new Netflix special by reflecting on the decision comedians have to make when they hit their 40s: whether or not to adjust with the times.

Self proclaimed "funny" comedian says Dave Chappelle isnt very funny because "he's to old and rich" for edgy, offensive humor

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At least 21 people were shot and five people were killed Saturday in a series of shootings in the area of Midland and Odessa, Texas, an Odessa city official told Fox News.

The comment sections for the linked tweets are always the best. Proves to me that Twitter really is a bastion for the left and the right just doesn't use it. I actually saw a comment from a supposed TX gun owner saying we need to ban bazookas(and the ar-15 of course. Can't leave that out). Don't you miss the days when we could buy bazookas from walmart?

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First things first: The theme song of the week is Siskel & Ebert & the Movies.

Yea can someone tell me where and how Quinnipiac gets its numbers? It'd be great to know what CNNs standards for polling analysis are

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Oh no. A woman wore blackface half a century ago. Now she must be canceled 52 years later

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“People who look stereotypically queer or gay are being attacked on the street for this, almost every day.”

Well, after WWDos, I'm sure Poland is pretty protective of its culture. And usually what follows the lgbt communities is acceptance of a whole bunch of unlikeable things like communism, fascism, and unvetted immigrants

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