After a busy week of pardoning Hunter, Biden took off for much needed R&R in Africa, leaving his new pal Trump to do all the things he's grown tired of doing, like being president and running the country. Biden reportedly hired Trump for $10/day to stop by the White House, bring in the mail, put the trash by the curb on Wednesday, feed his goldfish, and run the country. This arrangement was a direct result of the budding friendship between President Biden and the man he once called Hitler. The ice was apparently broken between the presidents when Biden FaceTimed Trump from the voting booth as he cast his vote for Trump on November 5th. Biden then pardoned himself for breaking election law and any other laws he may have broken totally by accident over the last 82 years. It is widely thought that Trump will continue helping out until January 20th as the week went well, the goldfish is happy, and world leaders have already forgotten Biden's name. But that's not all that happened last week!