The Babylon Bee recognizes that we occupy land originally inhabited and cared for by Morton & Mayfield Accounting LLC. We honor and pay respect to their company presidents and subordinates — past, present, and future — as they continue their accounting practices in another office — a place they were relocated to against their will because they couldn't pay their space rent. We acknowledge that buying office space resulted in them moving to another office, as well as possibly genocide and multigenerational trauma.
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