CNN has been granted a Medal of Freedom for performing a great service to the country by editing out 22 minutes of the Harris-Walz interview. The White House cited the incalculable good to the country rendered by the removal of minute after minute of words that made no sense and would drive any thinking person insane coming from the mouth of our current Vice President, interspersed with the occasional cackle. The entire CNN crew taping and editing the interview is currently being treated for PTSD. Dana Bash, reportedly the only one to come through the interview unscathed as she was wearing Kamala-canceling ear plugs the entire time, will accept the award on behalf of CNN. For their sacrifice, bravery and service to the country, President Biden has also nominated CNN for a Nobel Peace Prize. But that's not all that happened last week!