Tim Walz Tells Of Time He Valiantly Fought Off Xenomorph Queen With Nothing But A Power Loader Exosuit | Babylon Bee
Tuesday, August 13th 2024, 7:39:32 pm
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN — In a convincing rebuttal to the widespread allegations of "stolen valor" plaguing his campaign, Tim Walz told reporters yesterday a harrowing story from his days in the armed forces, regaling them with the tale of how he courageously fought off the Xenomorph alien queen with nothing but a P-5000 Powered Work Loader exosuit.
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