Study Finds Baseball Began To Decline When Pitchers Stopped Having Classy Handlebar Mustaches And Names Like 'Old Slippy Willabee' | Babylon Bee
Wednesday, July 31st 2024, 6:18:47 pm
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U.S. — Sports aficionados gained useful knowledge as the result of extensive research, as a study found that baseball began to decline when pitchers stopped having classy handlebar mustaches and names like "Old Slippy" Willabee.
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