Biden, Abbott To Face Off In Wheelchair Joust To The Death | Babylon Bee
Thursday, January 25th 2024, 9:25:14 pm
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EAGLE PASS, TX — With tension still growing in the ongoing standoff between the state of Texas and the federal government, word broke today that both sides had agreed to settle the conflict by having President Joe Biden and Governor Greg Abbott face off in a wheelchair joust to the death.
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