WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an attempt to shore up his abysmal approval ratings and poll numbers before the 2024 campaign season begins in earnest, President Joe Biden has unveiled a revamped approach to seeking re-election, including orange hair and skin, as well as the new campaign slogan "Make the United States Superb a Second Time."
The violent career criminal arrested for setting an innocent young woman on fire on a Chicago train had more than 70 prior arrests to his name -- as the feds......