HADES — The worst fears of many were realized in terrifying fashion today, as Satan confirmed that all of the bathroom stalls in Hell have 11-inch gaps between the doors and side panels....

The Biden administration EPA sought to ‘de-gender’ restrooms and locker rooms, hire ‘LGBTQIA+’ employees, and enforce transgender pronoun usage across the agency, a new memo revealed....

Gene Hackman and Betsy Arakawa Hackman's dog most likely died from dehydration and starvation, according to a report released by Santa Fe County's animal control agency....