As some voters flirt with communism in a last ditch attempt to make life in America more like Cuba, others are seeking a return to Monarchy hoping things will stay pretty much the same but without incessant and unrelenting political text messages. While cell phones come in handy, too many political text messages is now seen as grounds for divorce from the Constitution. Many voters still like America but feel that after 250 years, a return to the British Commonwealth and embrace of all the pomp and glory of the royal family would be a welcome exchange for an end to political texts. Unfortunately, as these voters have been educated in America's public schools and have never heard of Parliament, this plan is a load of tosh.