Curling has long been the one sport in the Winter Olympics that viewers only watch accidentally and then wonder for a brief second why and how it became an Olympic sport. However, all that changed this Olympics when Sweden accused Canada of cheating and produced a video to prove it. Evidently, the referees had never thought of watching the 'hog line' to see if players were actually following the rules, thus allowing the Canadian team to beat Sweden by cheating. After the scandal broke, Canada being Canada immediately called in MAID service to clean things up, and the entire team has been kindly and graciously euthanized. Officials have given the slightly tarnished silver medals to the athletes' next of kin.