After recent events in Minnesotta, Attorney General Pam Bondi has charged Governor Tim Walz with inciting an insurrection for his public statements instructing people to "protest peacefully." The Justice Department will be charging Walz with treason as well for uttering the irresponsible, inflammatory language including the known dog whistle buzz words "protest peacefully" that directly led to the recent Baptist church protest/struggle session. All "protesters" have also been arrested and will be held indefinitely until Bondi has gathered enough evidence to ruin their lives, or until a Democrat is elected president who will pardon them. At press time, the Minnesota governor's mansion had been raided by the FBI, however, insiders report Mrs. Walz's drawers were left undisturbed.