Facing bankruptcy, the WNBA has announced a clever solution - reorganizing as a Somali daycare center. Headquarters of the WNBA will be located in a nondescript dirty old Minneapolis building, perfect for a Somali daycare. The players are already enjoying the benefits with team jets, furs, and new brass knuckles for games. As the giant stream of money does not require any children be cared for in the daycare or any fans present for the games, the players are calling it a win-win, mostly so they can say they won at something. The WNBA has announced its players are now making more money than the men, though half their income has to be sent to Somalia war lords and the other half has to go to reelect Democrats. But that's not all that happened last week!