The year 2026 is off to a great start with Maduro captured in Venezuela and the closure of many wonderful daycare centers in Minneapolis, like the famous "Ilhan's Super Good Daycare." The center was reportedly open every third Tuesday of the month for fifteen minutes, providing much needed quality childcare for the impoverished Somali community. Ilhan Omar had once driven by the empty storefront building and waved, bringing much joy to her constituents. Insiders report the 15 million dollars of state funds used to finance the daycare was first sent to Ilhan's campaign, as is the Somali custom, so she could be reelected to vote for more funding for Minnesota. Though the daycare has been shuttered, Ilhan has vowed to provide new income streams from the taxpayers to the Democrat politicians of Minnesota, as the "Land of 10,000 Lakes" deserves only the best Somali representation.