Insiders report the FBI intentionally fed Tucker Carlson fake chemtrail documents discussed on his podcast last week in fear that he might start looking into the surveillance birds released during the Biden administration. The millions of AI birds sent out to catch MAGA voters going to church and work and paying taxes and doing other MAGA things have largely gone unnoticed. They look and fly just like any other bird, however their only purpose in life is to watch people and take pictures with their little camera lens eyes. Thus far, the Feds have been afraid to use the pictures for fear someone will ask how they got them and then people would find out about the birds, which would be bad. Thankfully, the chemtrail documents which were totally 100% fake, we think, worked. Tucker has not yet noticed the surveillance birds, though insiders also report they expect this quiet period of intense data collection may not last long since Candace Owens has been photographed staring a little too intently at the birds lately.