In a major breakthrough, scientists announced last week the discovery of a new mental illness called 'evil.' Individuals tormented with this disease that often results in pain around the ankles and wrists and long bouts of incarceration have been known to commit heinous acts even though they know what they are doing is wrong or precisely because it is wrong. According to the definitive work on the subject, the illness can be traced back to the prince of darkness himself and his lies. Though it is an illness we are all born with, scientists have discovered a cure called 'repentance' leading to an eternal life free of tears, pain and death. In double blind studies, daily doses of biblical Truth were found to be the only effective treatment. Once rid of this debilitating condition, patients are transformed into beings impervious to the effects of evil until the end of time. But that's not all that happened last week!