Due to an influx of martyrs, paradise has reportedly been forced to dial back its promise of 70 virgins upon arrival. However, representatives of the supreme higher being insist new arrivals will be just as happy with the available stable of slightly prudish women to pick from, though they will only get six. It's a take it or leave it deal, and earthly theologians surmise some martyrs may skip the women altogether and willingly sacrifice themselves for the free ice cream. But that's not all that has been happening lately!