Vice President Kamala Harris joined the peaceful protests last week, hoping for a really fun cocktail party. While mixing up some sweet Molotov cocktails and laughing with glee at the thought of drinking a cocktail from a beer bottle, she was rudely interrupted by a blue haired girlish boy or boyish girl, or whatever, who just yanked it from her hand claiming it wasn't for drinking. Of course, as people are always taking drinks from her and dumping them in the grass, Kamala thought nothing of it and began mixing another. This time, Nancy Pelosi intervened to teach her the real truth about these very special cocktails that are only for lighting fires at peaceful protests. After explaining it to Kamala like she was five, it finally sank in, and she and Nancy decided to just drink wine straight from a wine bottle instead, like usual. But that's not all that has been happening lately!