The Trump administration is hard at work rounding up illegal immigrants in order to send them back to their home countries, but advocates insist they should be allowed to stay if they promise to obey all the other laws. Many illegal immigrants are promising to obey all the laws except that one that they didn't obey. However, Trump insists that all laws matter, angering most Democrats. But that's not all that happened last week!
A low-level drug dealer stole an 800-pound cannon that was used in the Spanish American War from a Kansas park last week to settle a debt with his deranged boss, who was threatening to murder him and ...