First moral of the story here: Don't get butt implants - or any sort of unnecessary implants for that matter. Second moral of the story: If you do go against the first moral of the story, make sure to see a licensed surgeon for the removal of those implants.
Nadine Menendez was convicted Monday of cooking up a crooked scheme with her disgraced husband -- ex-New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez -- to pocket gold bars, a Mercedes-Benz and other bribes....