Federal judges across the country have been blocking President Trump's executive orders, so this week Trump appointed himself to the Supreme Court via executive order after executively ordering Chief Justice Roberts to retire. Insiders say Trump considered asking Ketanji Brown Jackson to retire, as she is liberal and doesn't know what a woman is, but then thought it would be more appropriate for a sitting president to be the Chief Justice. The Trump agenda will now have a chance to make America great again, again. Former Chief Justice Roberts has been deported to Ireland. But that's not all that happened last week!