President Trump has been busy this past week fixing the United States government by firing just about everyone and starting over, but one of the most important issues of the day that has been overlooked by literally everyone is that too many things around the world are named after other countries. Trump, fulfilling his pledge to put America first, has renamed the Gulf of Mexico the "Gulf of America," Canada "America North," the Earth "Planet of America," and the Babylon Bee "The American Bee." Seth Dillon expressed his gratitude and said that this change will most certainly improve morale at the Bee. But that's not all that happened this week!