Drones swarming New Jersey's shore at night have been in the news all week, but Biden finally put everyone's fears to rest by explaining they would go away just as soon as he paid the little green men what he owes them. To pay them for unspecified services, Biden has been collecting money as fast as possible in his 'Pardons For Cash' program but apparently is still a bit short. Though Biden is not worried about a threat to America, he is worried about his kneecaps. Rumors that Nancy Pelosi also owes money to the little green men could not be confirmed, though Biden plans to avoid stairs just in case. But that's not all that happened last week!
Judge Juan Merchan on Monday rejected Trump attorneys' request to dismiss charges brought against him by Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg on the basis of presidential immunity....