Bee Forum News: In This House We Believe Cat Lives Matter!

Monday, September 16th 2024, 9:35:58 pm
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The news last week of migrants eating ducks, geese, and even pets in the formerly sleepy midwestern town of Springfield, Ohio, shocked the meme world, completely stealing the show from Kamala Harris' impressive debate win with no help whatsoever from the ABC moderators. Thanks to former President Trump, the plight of Springfield's cats was finally getting the attention it deserved, when out of the blue another caring gun control advocate tried to shoot him. A look back at the Bee Forum top headlines of the week, however, has preserved the most important news for you from before the 24/7 news cycle moved on as it often does so quickly when a gun tries to kill a former president. So if current events of last week are kind of fuzzy for you now, as they are for me, we have all the best news preserved just for you!
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U.S. — Effective immediately, every television station will begin airing a nightly broadcast of The President Trump Happy Fun Variety Hour, as mandated by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC)....
Los Angeles Dodgers ace Clayton Kershaw will retire after this season, boasting the lowest ERA in the live-ball era and over 3,000 strikeouts in his legendary career....
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