Just as the world's five-minute attention span was getting back to Olympic sports, like in the good ol' days, the trans issue hit us in the face again as male boxers dominated in female boxing. The head of the Olympic Committee expertly quelled the commotion by telling women to "calm down." On this side of the pond, the crazy cat ladies have found themselves strangely attracted to J. D. Vance, saying they finally "feel seen." Will this be enough to put the Trump/Vance ticket over the top? We shall see. And in a last attempt to save democracy, Biden has announced he will fundamentally change the Supreme Court and rewrite the Constitution to usher in a glorious giant leap forward for the proletariat on his way out the door. Kamala needs a little help getting things off the ground, after all, as she is just a woman, and a lot of people find her a tad weird. But that's not all that happened last week!